El Paso Pirates

The El Paso Pirates are a professional hockey team in the HKHL. The Pirates, are well.. pirates. With a goalie too drunk to know anything other than stand-up style, El Paso Pirates are very up and down. They have a great offense but they have to be superb in defense because you never know how good Old Jack Sparrow is going to be. Win or Lose the Pirates arena is always loud, filled with drunks who only care about a good time. El Paso is always a great team to root for soley based on the cheers and hopes that they can win the big one.